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Joke of the Day

"Diagnose Doctor: Well, those results look bad... Patient: How bad are they? Doctor: It depends, how old are you? Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't."

"On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)"

"how sodomy started........ a good friend & an itchy butthole."

"What do you call a deaf gynaecologist? A lip reader"

"What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test? Her *algaebra*."

"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"

"Any size pizza can be a personal pizza if you're depressed enough."

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"

"Went to the doctors and told him l was suffering from premature ejaculation. He asked how does your wife feel about it? I said she took it on the chin the first time but now its getting on her tits..."

"What language does robot Marco run on? Rubio on rails"