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Joke of the Day
"How do you stop ISIS? Leave some milk in the sun for a few days."
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"how many Amish How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb?"
"You can make jokes about anything; just not Mexicans. That's crossing the border."
"The celebrity couple name for Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton is Clump."
"A door walks into a bar The bartender asks, ""Why the long face?"" The door responds, ""I'm off my hinges."""
"What's green and yellow and eats nuts? Gonnorhea"
"Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work? IHOP"
"I was driving one day and saw a field full of scrawny cows, and thought... ... so THAT's where beef jerky comes from."
"My 85 year old Grandfather just burned me so hard... Me: ""Hey Pup, know what I've been thinking?"" Pup: ""Is that what I smell burning?"""
"GPS: leftleft againtake another leftur gonna want to take this leftstay left NASCAR DRIVER: why is there a gps in here"