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"Alzheimer joke (Not sure if repost)"
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"Social networking has become a club. Twitter is the dance floor. Instagram is the bar and Facebook is the people crying in the bathroom."
"Waiter: May I take your order? Yes, roll over and play dead! Waiter: It's not that kind of order. Oh. Sorry. I'll have the cheese sticks."
"A pilot, a vegan, and an atheist walk into a bar... I know because they told everyone within a minute."
"TIL it's possible to jump without a parachute from the top of the Grand Canyon all the way to the bottom. But not twice."
"I like my women like I like my ice cream, Rich, creamy, and in my freezer."
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"""
"""So you're a foodie? What's a foodie?"" ""We enjoy eating out and trying new food."" ""So you're like everyone else, except you brag about it?"""
"Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three? One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."