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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo? Because they already have Moscow."
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"*Prosecution points to badger*: Objection! This animal has no place in court! Defense: Your honor, the badger is prosecuting the witness"
"Who is the Prime Minister of Israol? Netanyahoo"
"Asians are so bad at driving... I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was just an accident."
"Australians don't have sex. They mate."
"""I'm going to the post office. I need a place stamp"" Wtf is that? ""I dunno but this envelope says I need one here"""
"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
"Stepped into a spot this morning, where my dog had an accident. Unfortunately for her, taxidermy comes before training in the phone book"
"You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer."
"Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King? He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion."