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Joke of the Day
"How do you confuse a gay person? Raccoon."
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"A few years ago, Katy Perry came up to me at a party and whispered, ""I want you to pound my little asshole."" ""You're on."" I narrowed my eyes, ""Is he here?"""
"Why does Hillary have sex with Bill first thing in the morning? Because she wants to be the First Lady."
"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."
"Life is like a bunch of chocolates It doesn't last long when you're fat."
"What's the similarity between communism and a pencil? They both only really work on paper"
"Bratwurst, Sauerkraut, Cabbage, Potatoes, Cheese, Beetroot, Onions, Bread, Butter. Schindler's mom's list."
"Santa joke Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only cums once a year, and when he does it's down a chimney."
"How often do I tell chemistry jokes. Periodically"
"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."