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Joke of the Day

"Santa joke Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only cums once a year, and when he does it's down a chimney."

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"How many vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? One if nobody's looking."
"My daily affirmation before work goes something like this: ""I enjoy receiving a paycheck."""
"One day my GPS is gonna say, ""You should know this one by now"" and shut off."
"What do you call it when an Eevee (Pokemon) evolves into what you want with no interruptions? DirecTV (Say it aloud)"
"Britain should have written a break up note ""It's not EU, it's me"""
"I love Easter. My unborn children get to play find the egg tonight."
"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"
"Life Advice Never argue with an idiot. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience."
"Still trying to figure out how Cee-Lo wipes his ass."