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Joke of the Day

"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"Why don't White Elephants run? because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)"

"What happens when you witness a shipwreck? You let it sink in."

"After Captain America was thawed from the ice, his first encounter with a Japanese-American must've been really awkward."

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."

"A PROBLEMIC POLEMIC Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?"

"Why couldn't the homosexual Irishman with an oral fixation order at the restaurant? He only spoke gaelic"

"I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or ""foreplay"" as she likes to call it..."

"This is what I told my nephew when he said he wanted to be a videogame journalist when he grew up The only thing worse than a job in video games or journalism is a job in videogame journalism"