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Joke of the Day

"Why Did Barbie Never Get Pregnant? Because Ken always came in another box."

"guaranteed Smile... possible Snigger if carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up"

"What's a bear's favorite fruit? Tom**ato**(**ms**). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: /r/BearJokes"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture"

"Hacker 1: She wrote her password recovery questions. H2: So? H1: ""Fav Law of Thermodynamics?"" There's more than one? H2: F this. Who's next?"

"I started microfinancing my money to get better savings. It just made a lot of cents to me."

"I like my coffee like I like the slaves Free Edit: people down voting freed slaves?"

"For what reason was six afraid of seven? Six knew, that all but for him, seven would have won."

"How are neutrinos and i alike? Were both constantly penetrating your mom"

"If I ever go to prison, I know exactly what I'm going to nickname myself... Mitochondria! That way everyone will know I'm the powerhouse of the cell."