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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling? An Ethiopian rave."
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"Sex so good you see dead people."
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get on it."
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the other side."
"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"
"Damn girl you must have been out in the sun all day. Because you appealin'"
"What's a bulimiac's favourite porno? Deep throat"
"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."