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Joke of the Day

"Taught a man how to BUY fish. So much easier."

"If you sleep with your socks on, please unfollow. I do not support you or your lifestyle"

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"What did Dracula say to Frankenstein ?!? I like Rape !! lol !!"

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors."

"I'm rubber. You're glue. He's glitter. She's decoupage. Welcome to our crafting gang."

"What if your dog speaks French and this whole time has been asking you for some beef?"

"Where's the 'Alpha male' bint putting out a video that becomes famous for the line ""LEAVE JEREMY (Clarkson) ALONE!""?... In written form on every comment thread of every relative social media post."

"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."

"""He bat batly down the bat, but the bat turned bat before he got bat."" Mad Libs with Batman is boring."