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Joke of the Day

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"Let my legacy to this whole thing be a single outstretched middle finger with fire where a fingernail should be"

"Two dyslexic men walk into a bra."

"You know in a video game when you kept pushing b to get through the talking part but later realized you should've read it? That's adulthood."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""I am a pileup"" ""I am a Pileup who?"" ""Exactly...."" (Badum Tss)"

"How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb? ""In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."""

"What do Grammar Nazis support? The Third Write"

"Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?"""

"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died? Aloha Ackbar!"

"Attention fat vegans: Explain."