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Joke of the Day

"What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line? Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in."

"My favourite gymnastics move is the double cheeseburger."

"Ariel: ""But I love him, daddy!"" *sobs as King Tritan rips her iPhone away and unfollows PrinceEric69*"

"How do you know if a woman is hot for you? When you stick your hand in her underpants it feels like you're feeding a horse."

"A friend told me this one. What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10? The start menu."

"What blood type do Canadians have? Type ""eh"""

"The next time someone says ""expect the unexpected,"" I'm going to punch them in the nose and ask if they expected that."

"Spell electricity with three letters. NRG (energy)."

"What position does the pig play in football? Loinback."