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Joke of the Day

"I'm rubber. You're glue. He's glitter. She's decoupage. Welcome to our crafting gang."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? The C"

"I assume people who don't hate people also don't drive."

"What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say? I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!"

"I love killing for fun ""Sociopath! Arrest him!"" I mean I love hunting ""Why didn't you say so my good man, want to kill together sometime?"""

"I don't think it's nice to make fun of schizophrenics. And neither do I."

"Valentine man I knew him, you see, This certain young man, And that is why I saw him and ran. In the plan of the ages This tragedy is That I should be An acquaintance of his."

"I went to a zoo yesterday that just had one dog in it. It was a shih tzu."

"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""KGB"" ""KGB who?"" *slap* ""We will ask questions!"""

"What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common? I pull out of both of them."