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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican child? A paragraph, because he isn't yet an ese."
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"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"
"*Interrogation room w/ murderer* I'd start talking, my partner isn't so nice... *From under the table I raise a puppet dressed as a cop*"
"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!"
"I love dead baby jokes. They never get old."
"We are never going to defeat the Decepticons, they are too good. I mean Bumblebee can't even talk! ~Pessimist Prime."
"[Friend opens Christmas present] Me: It's a lie detector Friend: Oh... I love it Me: (whispering) we'll see"
"Remember: You are like a snowflake. Beautiful. Unique. White. Only here for a short time. People get mad when you sit on their cars."
"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"
"I really like ceilings,.. I guess you could call me a ceiling fan."