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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my coffe With no pubic hair."
Next Joke
"My girlfriend asked me to get her a cold drink. Apparently cough syrup wasn't what she was after."
"[in front of fire] DATE: I'm still kinda cold *she looks at my jacket* ME: Oh! Yeah *I take off jacket & throw it in fire* That oughta do it"
"Look mom, no meds!"
"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."
"trump Donald trump-worlds biggist douche"
"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."
"BlackBerry: being significantly less obvious than a magazine to carry into the office shitter since 2002."
"The sequel to Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory is just a series of horrified people finding parts of missing kids in their chocolate bars"
"Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9"