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Joke of the Day
"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."
"I know one more duck joke! Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carrot or I am going to blow dry you! (Ok, this one doesn't work in english)"
"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."
"A girl from the recruitment agency called. She said, ""Sir, I have three openings for you."" I said, ""I know."" She hung up."
"Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one... He's never gonna give you Up"
"""The toilet's blocked pretty bad so I called the plumber. Should be here later tod-"" [Bowser spits coffee] ""Which plumber?"""
"""Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."""
"Why Is Santa So Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live >:)"
"What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!"