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Joke of the Day
"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."
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"I would tell you the chemical symbol for sodium... ...But Na.... *rimshot*"
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"What do you call a horse who goes freerunning? Sarah Jessica Parkour"
"If you were a triangle youd be acute one."
"Breaking: Man stabbed and killed Morgan Freeman 's granddaughter"
"What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs? Condescending. ;)"
"What do you call a conversation with your professor when you are blown? I guess you would call it a high-class conversation."
"I had to quit my job at the helium factory. No one talks to me like that."
"A joke from my brother What does Han Solo call a sick Chewbacca? A Chewie"