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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when an underwater explorer gets bitten by a bloodsucking parasite? Diverticulitis."

"What do you call a cow that will go down in history? Legendairy [From my young daughter]"

"Q. What do a hurricane a tornado and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer..."

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"I heard they are digging up Micheal Jackson Gonna melt him down use the plastic to make toys, so little boys can play with him for a change."

"Whats a Mexican's Favorite Sport? Cross Country"

"*at adoption center* ""Okay yeah they're all great and all, but which one is the most photogenic for Facebook and stuff like that"""

"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."

"What happens when you put Root Beer in a Square Glass? It just becomes beer"

"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."