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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your dad just got a blowjob? You can taste it in your sister's mouth....."
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"Why do all polish names end in ski? Because they can't spell toboggan (This joke brought to you by a 90 yr old polish man I take care of at a nursing home)"
"there is this mom at work who breastfeeds her kid every meeting is a lunch meeting"
"A subject and verb walk into a bar... They have a disagreement. They walks out."
"There are 10 types of people... There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary, and those who don't ."
"Great. Only a single slice of bread left in the bag. That means until I find another slice, everything that happens today is in the sandwich"
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"Fish are just mobile sushi storage units."
"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."