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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other? We better get some support quick or people are going to think we're nuts."

"Q: Dad why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because son it is more difficult to hit a moving target."

"Two Polish guys are hunting for bears in the woods. They come across a fork in the road with a sign that says ""BEAR LEFT"" They both turn around and go home."

"What is a lesbians favorite type of woodworking joint? Tongue and groove"

"The best thing about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that lonely bed of yours. Left, right, middle, whatever."

"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."

"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."

"What do you call a tin can that's done with High School? A graduated cylinder!"

"I was beaten to a lead role in a film, and have planned to get my revenge with Matt Damon ever since. I'll make him wish he'd never been Bourne."

"To its credit, only like 8% of doing the Macarena involves heiling Hitler."