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Joke of the Day
"What is 6 afraid of 7? Because size matters."
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"I would like to be an ice cream man It would be a cool job"
"What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine."
"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"
"For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years."
"my marrige is just like my time in prison nothing but fucking and fighting, Im just kidding I never fought in prison."
"Why Sachin Tendulkar never sweat? Because he has huge fans!"
"Threading the hook... Are those fishermen that are good with their hands, wrangling the worm -- called Master Baiters ? Boom-boom"
"If a girl asks if you think she's fat, say yes. She'll value your honesty. Day 47: I didn't even know we had a basement. Help. You can only regurgitate food and water for so long."
"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"