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Joke of the Day

"For someone so concerned with marriage licenses, God sure was focused on dinosaurs for 180 million years."

"What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra? The south shall rise again!"

"Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!"

"DILN IS A BADDY HAHAHAHA"

"How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the ladder."

"What is the body temperature of a Tauntaun? (Star Wars) Luke-warm."

"Doesn't get paid: has popcorn and vodka martinis for dinner. Gets paid: has popcorn and raspberry vodka martinis for dinner."

"I'm suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist."

"Lonely fisherman I am an excellent fly fisher. Every time my fly goes down, fishes come flocking. I am happy with what i get. But the world is filled with jealous folks, they call me master-baiter."

"*knock knock* ""Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately"" ""But I'm having a poo"" ""We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"""