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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"i want a google chrome plugin that's a todolist manager and the way you launch it is, you visit twitter, but it shows your todos instead"

"Q: Why do pigs make good spies? A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito."

"When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries."

"23 ""Amazing"" Photos That Will Make You Cry Because You're Emotionally Repressed And Have Been Waiting For An Excuse To Cry"

"Don't play stupid with me.. That's a game you won't win"

"Last weekend I went to shooting practice, when I was done I needed a ride so I called up my buddy and asked if he could pick me up, he said sure where u at Then I said, the pre school"

"My mom read Tolstoy at 12. She has a great career. She knows the capital of every country. She just asked me to put internet in her Facebook"

"You know you spend way too much time on Twitter when your wife asks what you're doing online and ""porn"" is a better answer."

"Is this joke funny? I just made it up! A son walks up to his dad and says...are you a gay buffalo? And the dad looks at him and says, no, I'm bison."