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Joke of the Day
"What I say to someone who's being crabby: Clam down, I'm shore it'll be fine."
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"You mean you can actually put the cork back in a wine bottle? Hahahaa WHY!!??"
"Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!"
"What is the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same."
"Want a slutty costume? Dress up as my professors, they barely cover up anything important."
"DOCTOR: I think you have a curvature of the upper spine QUASIMODO: That a diagnosis? D: We need an X-ray to confirm. Right now it's a hunch"
"According to my khaki shorts, I need to give a couple more shakes after peeing."
"What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle."
"Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar."
"I hear that strong instruments are best at the inner city. You always hear the news say, inner city violins this... inner city violins that."