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Joke of the Day

"Threading the hook... Are those fishermen that are good with their hands, wrangling the worm -- called Master Baiters ? Boom-boom"

"the saddest part about self driving cars will be all the times people die mid trip and then ur dinner guests or pizza guy will arrive dead"

"Albert Einstein was a genius... But his brother Frank was a monster."

"A Jehovah's Witness followed me. I think I'll send him a lot of unsolicited DMs with knock-knock jokes..."

"A cat falls in a pool, a rooster laughs. Moral of the story: A wet pussy makes a cock feel good."

"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"

"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"

"I'm a professional click-baiter. AMA! What I did there....Did you see it?"

"What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common? They both have problems finding x."

"Husband's early morning farts sound like they end with a question mark. The answer is ""No."""