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Joke of the Day
"I would like to be an ice cream man It would be a cool job"
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"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"What did the homophobic sheep say when he saw the two female sheep making out in the field? ""Oh, ewe"""
"What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car? The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car? Uber!"
"The premise of The Exorcist is truly terrifying. Imagine having a 12-year-old daughter."
"If your laugh in real life sounds like ""Bahahaha"", guaranteed I won't be funny around you."
"Sitting across from a table of cops at a restaurant and convinced im going to get arrested for how gross I look eating this chicken wrap"
"The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked."
"The best thing about fucking 26 year olds is... there's 26 of them."
"Tried new pain medication, and an hour later 3 penguins in military fatigues walked into the room and told me I need to kill Mussolini's cat"