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Joke of the Day
"Reeva Steenkamp deserved to be shot she shouldn't have been using the disabled toilet. Jimmy Carr."
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"8: I'm gonna marry someone who likes a different cereal than I do, so he won't eat all my favorite cereal. Me: Sounds pretty legit."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!"
"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."
"Spiderman ruined romance for me. Please don't even think of kissing me unless you're hanging upside down from a building."
"A man walks into a zoo... ..... and there's only one animal. It's a dog. A shih tzu."
"[groaner] Have you guys seen Viking Wars? It stars Harrison Fjord."
"I think I'll just leave my turn signal on from age 60 onward."
"There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus."
"My last gf was so Mexican... that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad."