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Joke of the Day

"My last gf was so Mexican... that I needed a glass of milk to toss her salad."

"Alligators gonna alligate"

"Why did Hitler need to get a new car? His was Stalin."

"[1st date] -I'm a fish whisperer. Wow, what does that mean? -*whispers* Fish. Oh... Haha um what do you- -*whispers right in her ear* Fish."

"Why do white people's feet get so dirty? They walk on the sins of their ancestors."

"how do you get a 100 cows into a barn? put up a Bingo sign!"

"Did you hear Adrian Peterson is trying out for the MLB? Apparently he's one hell of a switch hitter."

"Hey guys quick question, can you put a pin back in a grenade? Gonna need a fast answer for this one..."

"*reheats leftovers from yesterday's dinner date* *takes bite* *waiter from last night knocks on window* ""how's everything tasting folks"""

"The Last Time I can Make this Joke I happy to see Caitlyn Jenner is happy, but I was disappointed she did not go with the name I suggested- Bruce Jennerfer."