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Joke of the Day

"There are many advantages of visiting Switzerland I mean, the flag itself is a big plus."

"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""

"Poor humpty dumpty... If only he had a hot bath before the accident he still would have been here today."

"Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar"

"How does Davy Crockett like his pie? Alamo'd"

"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"

"How does a blonde turn on the light after making love? Opens the car door."

"What do you call it when a baby tells you off? A fedis."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!"

"Where do you take a sick boat? To the dock!"