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Joke of the Day
"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."
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"My spirit animal is a parasite that swims up your pee hole and plants an egg sac using its hook-like barbs."
"Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. """
"Life keeps reminding me that I have no idea what I'm doing"
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? Dam."
"Here's my gym schedule. Monday, cardio. Tuesday, weights. Wednesday, 7 mile bike ride. Thursday, 15 year break. Repeat."
"It's not much of a tattoo. More of an inkling."
"What do you call a horse that plays the violin? Fiddler on the hoof!"
"I want to open a clock shop... The commercials will say: ""I sell some of the finest wrist timepieces around. Don't believe me? Just watch."""
"What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii? Aloha Snackbar!"