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Joke of the Day
"What sock do you put on last? The one that's left."
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"What is the smallest part of a little person? Their wee-knees!"
"Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk? He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure."
"Hey guurl. ""Hey there."" Feeling lonely tonight? ""I have a boyfriend."" Why are you talking to me then? ""You haven't taken my order yet."""
"Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane? He was Travelling Light"
"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."
"I have an irrational fear of large intricate corporate buildings. You could say I have a complex complex complex."
"My friend works at a circumcision clinic I asked him if he charges alot for his circumcisions He said ""No, I just keep the tips."""
"Why cant Skrillex go fishing? ...because he always drops the bass."
"Why don't black people get on cruises anymore? They aren't falling for that one again."