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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a zoo... ..... and there's only one animal. It's a dog. A shih tzu."
Next Joke
"""Sorry I didn't reply to your email Terry, a wolf ripped my hands off... Oh these? Um, I got new hands? Gotta go!"""
"Dreamed I won the lottery last night - $35 on a scratch ticket. Clearly I have a rich fantasy life lately."
"So what happens to the pizza at the end of a porn film?"
"There are two types of people in this world Those who can make an assumption based on a previous statement"
"What do communists clean first when they do their laundry? Their Linens"
"What language does gay Jesus speak? Heblew"
"""Do you love me more than you love sleep?"" ""I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"""
"A very attractive woman walked into a bar Asked everyone what they wanted to drink, everyone wanted two liquor"
"Stop being so long ago, 1998."