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Joke of the Day
"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
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"What did Samuel L. Jackson say to wake up his mate? Sunrise motherfucker!"
"So PornHub recently revealed what people all over the world were searching most frequently; finally answering a question I've always asked... What is this world coming to!?"
"Time 4 the 3rd debate, the political eqivalent of driving past a street corner several times to make sure u choose the least skanky ho! ;^)"
"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"
"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"
"Why do potheads only steal from other potheads? Otherwise there's nothing worth toking."
"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"
"Stop telling me to ""keep calm""! I'm freaking out about why this British phrase has permeated American culture!"
"How do you make a dead baby float? 1 cup of milk 2 scoops of dead baby."