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Joke of the Day
"What did Samuel L. Jackson say to wake up his mate? Sunrise motherfucker!"
Next Joke
"Why do I always say yes to everything? I just don't no."
"It all. The title says it all."
"Trump is a plant by the NRA to make liberals want to shoot someone"
"People are forgetting that illegals are ""stealing"" jobs that no one else wants like the job of being Donald Trump's wife"
"Bet you I can guess how much she weighs. She's about one... FAT BITCH!"
"You'd think strip poker would be more fun but Grandpa is horrible at cards."
"A man walks down a street with his dog Stranger: hey that's a nice dog Man: yes but I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down Stranger: ah how sad, why so? Man: he's fucking heavy"
"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."
"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"