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Joke of the Day
"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"
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"What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence."
"What do you call a Latina with varicose veins? Vein-a-swellin'."
"Urban Outfitters: the most expensive way to look poor."
"Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if you name was ""MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUAAAAAAHHHHHHH."""
"Me: *falls off a ladder* Wife: OH MY GOD! ARE YOU INJURED? Me: *obviously concussed but also bleeding* I'm injured and outjured"
"My mom asked me how my cooking final was I said it was a piece of cake :)"
"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"
"Why don't ghosts have kids? Because they have Hollow-Weinies"
"My sexual orientation is definitely Landscape. I dabbled with Portrait but my legs got tired."