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Joke of the Day

"Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? He wanted to win the no bell prize!"

"What are a plumbers least favorite kind of shoe? Clogs."

"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."

"But how come Tarzan didn't have a beard?"

"Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling? They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth."

"Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank. Why did he do that? He was trying to save time!"

"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."

"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a six offender!"

"The Reddit team fired Victoria without telling anyone why. I guess you could say it is Victoria's Secret"

"Just had to gently break it to all these girls in Starbucks that they are not Zooey Deschanel."