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Joke of the Day

"Stop telling me to ""keep calm""! I'm freaking out about why this British phrase has permeated American culture!"

"What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down? The fourth wall"

"my life thats it thats the joke"

"A gaggle of geese, a brood of hens, what do you call a group of turkeys? A corporation."

"Never get stuck behind the devil in a Post Office queue For the devil can take many forms"

"i wish i had a cute laugh but instead i sound like a dying seal"

"What did the lion say to the antelope? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"Some people say that 9/11 was America's darkest hour but they got it backwards, 11/9"

"I had phone sex for the first time the other day... My dick got stuck in the 8! I tried to dial 911 but that just made it worse! It was a rotary!"

"'Sorry officer but how was I to know that weird noise my car was making was a bicycle stuck in my mudflap?'"