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Joke of the Day

"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"

"What is the difference between a girl and a pool table? You have a shot with a pool table."

"A very interesting poem > I dig > You dig > He dig > She dig > They dig > We dig It might not be very long, but I think it is very deep."

"Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's? They always get lost at C."

"if someone asks you about yourself say ""OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story"" then just wander off"

"Did you hear about the pecan orgy? It was fucking nuts."

"When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there's really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge."

"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."

"*sees a fly* ahhh *trying to swat fly* nooo *gives up* well if ur gona stay at least pay rent lol FLY: *hands me a tiny check* ME: wat the"