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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a dead baby float? 1 cup of milk 2 scoops of dead baby."
Next Joke
"Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese."
"Life is short. Beat it up and steal its lunch money."
"You can never really be alone... Except if you don't have a smart phone."
"You can be the most beautiful woman on the planet but if you can't cook don't worry I can"
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Pick him up and suck his dick!!"
"[NSFW] My new girlfriend just introduced me to her fetish.... I didn't want to tell anyone, but I just had to get this shit off my chest."
"Looks like my milk is expiring tomorrow... Just like America."
"What is the square root of 69? Eight something."