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Joke of the Day
"What do Pink Floyd and Dale SR. Have in common? Their last great hit was The Wall"
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"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."
"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"
"Have you heard about the movie called 'Constipation'...? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."
"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."
"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."
"What did the Mexican say after two houses fell on him? GET OFF ME HOMES!"
"IT:have you deleted your cookies? Me:yea the chocolate ones. There may be some raisin ones left IT:is there somebody else I could talk to?"
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
"opinion - 3.14 = onion"