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Joke of the Day
"Lance Armstrong never had the balls to admit that he cheated."
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"What do you get if you cross a rooster with a disobedient dog? A cock that doesn't come."
"going to travel back in time and paint a giant ""@"" in a cave just to freak everyone out"
"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"
"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."
"Ever hear the one about the ""gay moon""? My son made this up and told it to me today. Look mom it's the ""gay moon"". Why are you calling the sun ""gay moon""? Because it is FLAAAAMINGGG!"
"Medusa's hair is made of snakes. Does the carpet match the drapes?"
"Why did the console peasant cross the road? To render the graphics on the other side"
"The deeper the pit you're falling into, the more chance you have to learn how to fly."
"Memo to self: Next time you fill out a job application and it asks about military service, it is best not to mention that you've Gone Commando a few times in your life."