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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said ""Give me 10 inches and make it hurt!"" So I stabbed her with a ruler."

"There is a James Brown impersonator in South Korea. He's known as the Godfather of Seoul."

"Happy Birthday Ray Rice! I offered to bring punch to the party but, his wife said she already had enough."

"Running out of time to be a Trophy Wife, so now just hoping to be an I Finished The Race Tshirt Wife."

"Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy."

"I hope when the Incredible Hulk and Kool-Aid Man retire they'll open up a small demolition business together."

"I hear Bristol Palin is pregnant again... Ever since Trig was born, she's been Down to fuck."

"Why did the cheeseburger fight the veggie burger? It had beef."

"Why did the sand scream? Because the sea weed. ha."

"Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking? All of those guys already have boyfriends."