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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."

"What does a vegetable use to change a flat? Asparagus..."

"I needed to go to the toilet but we were out of toilet roll So I pissed in the sink"

"Did you hear about the new pill that's supposed to turn lesbian women straight? It's called tricoxagain."

"At the gynecologist Young woman:Doctor,last few days I can not feel the IUD string.What I am going to do now? Doctor:Well, now you can have sex with no strings attached!"

"Women are a lot like heroin. At first you're like, ""Oh geez, this is fun"" then eventually you die."

"Had to put my dog down today... I just didn't expect him to be so heavy!"

"How to do you find Will Smith in the snow? You follow the fresh prints."

"It Turns out Trump was right about 1 thing... Never send a woman to do a man's job! Bernie 2020!"

"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"