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Joke of the Day

"Why did Marxism never catch on in England? Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea."

"How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one's friends."

"Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells."

"How do you call Kanye West's pizza? Cheezy Jeezy."

"A friend came over visibly shaken. He said he had just slept with his 3rd cousin. I told him, if it upsets you that much quit counting them."

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."

"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."

"I am upset with my parents for making me exist. u just decided to make a person one day? who's gonna pay my bills? me? I didn't ask for this"

"Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? The Rooster"

"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"