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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about the movie called 'Constipation'...? No? That's because it hasn't come out yet."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"

"What was the pig when he got laryngitis...? He was dis-gruntled!"

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans? The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world."

"Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk."

"The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful."

"Two guys walk into a bar... Two guys walk into a bar near the optometrist, but the third one already got his glasses, so he's fine."

"Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard: ""Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."" ""Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."""

"What's Peter Pan's brother's name? Peter Pot. He gets so high he never lands."