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Joke of the Day

"Kinda thick horizontal curvy line, two thinner curvy vertical lines, squiggly line, different thicker squiggly line -Japanese spelling bee"

"What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander"

"Freezing bananas before they go bad is a great tip I learned 6 months ago. Now I have a freezer full of bananas"

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."

"""Paper or pl.."" ..astic! OMG we finish each other's sentences! You complete mmmm... ""I'm not saying 'me'"" ME! OMG we did it again! ""..."""

"What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs? The Girl Scout that got hit by a car."

"How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods? They fence it."

"How do you make a holy water? Put it in a pot and boil the hell out of it."

"All the world does is try to tear us apart. -me to my bed every morning"

"[first date] HER: I'm really into guys with ambitions ME: *trying to impress her* that's perfect, I have two frogs"