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Joke of the Day

"Not many people knew that Albert Einstein had a brother who was an evil scientist. His name was Frank Einstein"

"I hope you're using all the time you save by saying ""totes"" instead of a ""totally"" to learn a trade."

"My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock Bad Minton"

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."

"Did you hear about the comedian who was arrested for domestic violence? He was a real niece slapper."

"What Kind of Pee Comes Out Your Butt? Poo Pee."

"Cops would catch more drunk drivers if they just stood outside with signs that say HONK IF YOU'RE WASTED!"

"what do you do if a blonde women throws a grenade at you? Catch it pull then pin out and throw it back .. *blonde lady"

"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."

"Pretty sure my baby thinks the number after 10 is yay."