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Joke of the Day

"People say love is the best feeling in the world, but I think finding a toilet when you have diarrhea is better."

"My girlfriend keeps asking me to stop singing Wonderwall ""I said maybe..."""

"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"

"Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead."

"Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas."

"I am starting a website called Kickfarter where people pay me to not fart."

"Pro Tip: Make sure you're physically fit when arguing with a mime. They speak the language of the body."

"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"

"I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me."

"""I hate you but I'm not in hate with you."" - Murderer delicately explaining why he left a victim with only a light stabbing"