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Joke of the Day

"what do you do if a blonde women throws a grenade at you? Catch it pull then pin out and throw it back .. *blonde lady"

"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink."

"What did the woman say to her husband who constantly turns the heater up way too high? ""This is why we can't have ice things!"""

"Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth!"

"Apple's CEO Tim Cook has announced he is gay. Samsung's CEO is expected to announce tomorrow he is waaay gayer."

"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."

"People post so many jokes on here but I have yet to see mention of the biggest joke on this earth. The American healthcare system. ba dum tss"

"What does the government and pedophiles have in common? They defile private things."

"TSA: Sir, you can't bring that bottle of whiskey on the flight. Me: Um, this is my Service Whiskey. See his little vest? TSA: ...."

"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"