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Joke of the Day
"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."
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"All these jokes about pointless pencils... are dull."
"Why'd the chicken cross the court? Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels.."
"The wind is such a whore... ...it blows everyone."
"Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space Squiggly line squiggly line space ~me reading Arabic DM"
"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds fun. Dozen Tit?"
"OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines."
"2 Smurfs stand over a body... ""What happened?"" ""Choked on a sandwich."" ""Nobody helped?"" ""No."" ""Didn't they see him turning bl-"" ""..."" ""Oh."""
"An NFL chuckler If the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the Bucs, and the Jacksonville Jaguars are called the Jags, what does that make the Tennessee Titans?"
"What do Auschwitz, Treblinka, and Sobibor have in common? Tons of koffing spawns."