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Joke of the Day

"I just got a part in the movie Cocaine I only have one line."

"What do you get when you crossbreed a negro with an octopus? I've got no idea, but sure as hell would be useful at a cotton farm."

"Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water? . Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat"

"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."

"Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her."

"Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store."

"What is the bounciest place in France? The dordogne."

"Why didn't ken and barbie ever have kids? Because ken always comes in a different box."

"Shocked to see Gravity win a special effects award. Thought it was actually filmed in space"

"How do you recognize a feminist from a bunch of naked women? She's the one with the penis.....envy."