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Joke of the Day

"You are the joke ..... Yes seriously!"

"Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets."

"Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese? Ohio"

"What's the difference between a baby and A goat? When my goat died, I couldn't bring myself to eat it."

"Apparently a lion has won a talent show in South Africa The judges said it had roar talent"

"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"

"Two wires were screwing around on the network. What did they discover? Twisted pair."

"I like to shave in front of my car's side view mirrors every morning. that way, I can get a closer shave than it appears."

"If you're ever unsure whether a person is a muppet or a human try shoving your hand up their ass."

"I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game ""Risk"" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say ""Life is all about taking Risks."""