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Joke of the Day
"You are the joke ..... Yes seriously!"
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"Why did the two chickens cross the road? To avoid debating Bernie Sanders"
"If you think politicians are the best at 'spin'... you should listen more at funerals."
"What do Saiyans and Kelly Clarkson have in common? (x-post r/funny) What doesn't kill them, makes them stronger."
"How do you know if you're at a gay guys cookout?? The hot dogs taste like shit!"
"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."
"What do nine out of ten people like? Gang rape."
"What do you call two black guys on a white guy? ...half a sack"
"Date: I like old-fashioned guys Me: *dies of polio*"
"I slipped on some black ice today I knew it was black ice because now my wallets missing."