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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Nietzsche use pencils? Because they're all pointless"
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"""Pistorius"" sounds like a spell Harry Potter would use to make someone's legs disappear That's a Frankie Boyle joke"
"If you eat the prize from a cereal box.. does that make you a specially marked box? source: soos says some words"
"My friend got jailed for six months for pulling 4 people out of a burning building. Turns out that they were the firemen."
"Roses are red, Violets are blue Gorilla shot at Cincinnati zoo"
"REALTOR: It's a great neighborhood. Wonderful schools- ME: And the Pokemon? REALTOR: .... sigh. Mostly Pidgeys ME: I think I've seen enough."
"What did the messed up psychologist have for dinner? Freud rice."
"You shouldn't buy so much Velcro... It usually a ripoff"
"My air conditioner broke. I've been breathing unconditioned air for the last 14 hours. This is how super villains are born."
"Donald Trump has just announced a massive jobs program involving tax credits for shredded cheese factories. He says he wants to ""make America grate again."""