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Joke of the Day

"If you're ever unsure whether a person is a muppet or a human try shoving your hand up their ass."

"Your Mom's so stupid... That when the teacher asked her to do an essay, she fucked a mexican."

"I'm starting a career by putting bombs in prayer mats I think prophets will go through the roof"

"It's rather pathetic that the only thing that consistently works on my car is the Check Engine light."

"If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be?"

"The possibility that I hit REPLY ALL haunts every email I've ever sent."

"Do infants enjoy infantry... as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"What's black and white and red all over? A white person wearing blackface with multiple stab wounds."

"What did Timmy get for Christmas? Cancer"

"Kim Jong-un read War and Peace in a day. At least I think that's why they call him Supreme Reader."