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Joke of the Day

"Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write ""do not eat"" on dry silica packets."

"If at first you don't succeed, get her drunk."

"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."

"Has anyone heard of the movie 'Constipation'? No because it hasn't come out yet. Huehuehuehuehue"

"What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil Serpent"

"You know what's funny about Asians? You don't know whether they're awake or asleep. ( )"

"Her: Come over, Joseph! Stalin: Can't, I'm sending people to gulag Her: My parents aren't at home Stalin: I know"

"The hottest chick rang me up at the self checkout today!"

"So I was talking to a Christian mother We were talking and she said ""I tell my kids Santa doesn't exist, I don't want them to believe in stuff that isn't real."""

"Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple? She's Got The Jack"